Tim Bits
Here are some of my favorite one liners from my Twitter posts: @timacummins. There are over 2500 online!
Pain pushes, but doesn't motivate.
Notice your desire to improve yourself.
If you're happy and you know it, you're rare.
Marketing is designed to make you unhappy. Until you buy something!
Take care of your desires. No one else will.
Big dreams become real with small actions.
Never doubt your ability to surprise yourself.
If at first you don't succeed, rewind and play again.
Learn something every day, whether you want to or not.
Small goals, small dreams.
Just because you think you can get away with it, doesn't make it right.
Explore the gaps in your knowledge base. Can you name all the states on a map?
Wow! You're awesome!
Going in the out door can make all the difference.
Listen to your wife. She's usually right!
Nothing to lose? Rare. Everything to gain? Common.
If you won the lottery, what would you do with the money? Can you do some of that now?
Keeping it real in a dream world. Verbal Surgery.
Explosive wisdumb. Modern politics.
Surging forward into the unknown. All of us.
Remember to forget all the bad things people do to you.
To settle it once and for all. Yes. I am a real person. No. I am not a bot.
Who programmed you?
Are you on auto pilot? The conscious mind runs very little.
I'm tired of people telling me how tired they are.
Here's a secret: Feel sleepy? Take a nap!
The depths of the ocean are better known than the unconscious mind.
Use your skill to heal.
Rejoice in the thought that tomorrow is a NEW day!
Stress is good. Look at diamonds.
We all want change. Primarily in others.
Look at yourself carefully in the mirror. What a work of art!
Yes. There is a Santa Claus. And he doesn't live in Washington.
Take care to further your interests. Hobbies rock!
If you were paid to learn something every day, would you? You're paid in interest!
Take a look at yourself and whistle a happy tune.
If someone paid you to laugh, your stress would be gone.
Success isn't one thing. There are many definitions.
Don't be so dramatic. It's not like you're in Haiti.
When's the last time you dealt with total destruction? So smile. We got it great!
Scratching itches, ignoring bitches. Verbal Surgery.
Explaining away all the bad things in the world. Verbal Surgery.
Slick is not art.
Deep emotional bow ties. Verbal Surgery.
Increase all your effort by decreasing drag.
Splendid in its excellence! Verbal Surgery.
If you wish to lead the masses, don't act like asses.
The distance between a good idea and a bad idea is will.
Give then get. That's the cycle.
If at first you don't succeed, were you really trying?
The biggest hurdle and asset is attitude.
Budget yourself. Watch your watch watching.
Knowing where you are only helps you leave in the right direction.
Where you live is determined by the state of your brain.
Knowledge is dangerous power.
Getting away with it, still doesn't get you there.
Ask yourself, "What would Oprah do?"
The right decision is rarely the lite decision.
Explosive soul growth! Verbal Surgery.
Know who you are and what you're capable of before you find out unintentionally.
Love makes the whirl go round.
Recycle your knowledge. Mentor.
Perfection is a heavy load. So lighten up.
Reduce your need for speed.
Incapable of incapacitation. Verbal Surgery.
Refuse others refuse.
Garbage in. Garbage out. Beware retention.
Plaster a wall, not yourself.
Looking for the best in others. And finding! Verbal Surgery.
Oxygen intake is directly related to breathing. You control the amount.
Keep on keeping on. But be careful of verb choice.
Excellence is a process not a goal.
Return to your roots. And notice how similar you are to the tree.
Looking at myself in the mirror, I see my Dad. Is that reverse-reincarnation?
Do what's right and you won't fear who's left.
Keep your thoughts inside your head. Let your actions translate.
Be brave! Every day is getting better!
If at first you don't succeed, bleed. At least you'll get sympathy.
Surge without sugar.
Rethink what it means to work hard.
Fat is as fat eats.
Are you the battery or the toy?
Your brain. Another hunk of meat. Yet wondrous!
Do we really need more explanations? Not if the actions continue the same. Just change!
Are we able to be creative on command? That's what I'm doing now.
Resolve to be a solvent, melting resistance.
Show others your best behavior. What if everything you did was broadcast?
Every new year is a canvas. Use new colors this time!
It's not that you can't do it. It's you don't want to. Tell yourself the truth.
Small, attainable goals. Write down what you want to accomplish. Writing it down is hard enough.
Use yourself as a lab for greatness.
Explore the inside meaning of things.
Look for more than surface area.
The better it is, the harder it is to fully appreciate.
Your #1 concern should be self appreciation.
The more you focus, the clearer it gets.
Sometimes you have to get a little angry. Don't make it a habit.
Explore the depths of emotion. Ask yourself where they come from.
The logical mind is a good place to start. But it rarely gets you to finish.
New year. More you.
Everything is groovy. Listen to the beat of your heart.
It get's easier when you study. And when you really try.
Have you ever put out maximum effort? What did that feel like?
Who are you trying to impress? You already know how great you are!
Are we tied down by other's expectations?
Jump in! We're all waiting for you to lead us!
The best side is the right side.
Don't get your way when it's not in your best interests.
Some doors are pushed open. Most open from the inside.
New ways. New weighs.
Think of it like carrying your wealth around with you.
Too much good health won't kill you.
Listen to your best advice.
Normally, we preach at ourselves, looking at others.
Disturbing images. Modern media.
Do you have a timeline for yourself?
Do you know where you're going or are you just flowing?
Take a heading. Go a direction. Don't float.
Are you moving forward, or just watching everyone else in reverse?
Be careful with wild abandon.
This is the year for massive awesome!
We are part of the solution or part of the hamburger.
Precision is a force multiplier.
Not always what we do, but what we do with what we do.
Exploding with good will towards men. Verbal Surgery.
Think about what you're doing, but not while you're doing it.
Knowledge is best used.
We all start out the same. Single celled organism. Such complexity!
Resolve to solve what makes you tick.
Increase your resolve by actually doing something.
Anti-anti. Verbal Surgery.
The walls that surround you have a door. Safety or risk.
Begin a trend. Trail blazers hold the light.
We are all on the same boat. Literally.
Set time aside to think creatively.
The hardest thing to do is decide.
Inches become miles over time. Incremental progress IS the process.
If you're not on the edge how will you know where it's at?
Inactivity is its own curse.
Inexplicable in its obviousness. Verbal Surgery.
Reward others with yourself.
Running with abandon towards slavery. Modern materialism.
Focus on beauty, therein lies truth. But not the Truth.
Have you turned into a butterfly yet?
Be the leader you need.
Increase speed. Decrease inertia.
Just keep trying. You get points for that too.
Living your dream! Why wake up?
Cleanliness is next to Godliness on aisle 2.
Not our first choice, but our first decision.
Resolve conflict with calm friendliness.
Generate don't aggravate.
Scratching itches since 1958. Verbal Surgery.
It's not whether you like to do it, it's if you do it.
Don't control others. Urge others.
The brotherhood of man starts with you.
Launch yourself towards success. Which direction is that?
Plug yourself into power. See who has energy and share.
Disastrous knowledge saves lives.
Fit the pieces of your life together strategically. Keep the end result in mind.
Know what you want and who wants you.
Fool speed is stop.
Keep moving, keep changing.
Please say please.
Pay more attention to the subject than the ratings.
Incredible what's edible.
Yes men. Know women.
Rediscover what you covered.
Negative thoughts are no nos.
Performance is more valuable than perfume.
Speed limits are broken by the people that set them.
Your brain. Your attitude.
True discipline is user friendly.
Limit your limits.
It's not where you're going, it's where you end up.
Direction is the most important variable.
Push through the walls that you built.
You are your guard.
Maximum security, minimum possibility.
Change the way you think by what you think about.
Focus! The key to success.
Being able to do everything well is a myth, not a hit.
Nervous? What do you do to placate yourself?
Stress. Negative power contained within.
If you're in a box, look for the door not the floor.
Handle yourself with care. You're indispensable.
You give new meaning to the word "Awesome!"
Give yourself an A+. Just because.
Going against the flow is what creates lift.
Never imagine the worst happening.
Just because you say it's so only makes it so so.
Red lights are just as valuable as green lights.
Penguins are birds but they don't fit in the bird box.
Who can you help make their dreams come true?
Just a little goes a long way. Can you spare a little?
What do you think about consistently? Which direction is that moving you?
Good intentions cause tension.
Do you know the difference between good and bad? Do you stay on only one side?
Get a grip on yourself and shove towards success.
Look back, think forward.
You hold the key to your cell.
What are you trying to hide from yourself?
Peace on Earth, not pieces of Earth.
Life is a two way street. Towards love, away from hate.
Capture your imagination with thoughts of love.
Next stop, your choice.
Examine what makes you happy and what frightens you. Direction indicator.
Polite light. General behavior.
Running down rabbit holes with wild abandon. Modern politics.
Knowledge is a verb. Movement proves wisdom.
Make fear your friend and you won't need enemies.
If at first you don't succeed, pull up a weed.
Is love a noun or a verb? Verbalize your pronouncement.
Fear is a pot hole in the road less travelled.
Listen to your outtuition. Verbal Surgery.
Patience is a skill.
Does your skill set include smiling?
False hope is better than true mope.
Generate positivity.
WisTim: Verbal Surgery.
I'm in the Lift Off business.
Giants within our grasp. Verbal Surgery.
Just that little bit more. Verbal Surgery.
Prime in anyone's mind. You!
Big heads cause problems.
Listen. The answer is blowing in the wind.
Flapping of wings. Gnashing of teeth. Verbal Surgery.
The rare exception to the rare exception. Verbal Surgery.
Test your brakes before you need them.
Do you have any idea what you're capable of?
Be your own best friend first.
Selfish love isn't.
Sex is not love.
Are you a router or a transmitter?
Your best is enough.
Strive to know yourself and what you really want.
Randomize your life with acts of kindness.
Push your own triggers.
Allow yourself to focus.
Breathing is the key to the room of relaxation.
Don't just stand there. Look amazed.
Don't just stand there. Pick up trash.
Limit eraser. Verbal Surgery.
Stir your mind with thoughts of loving deeds.
Push pause on violence
There's always time for rebirth.
Refined or crude, talent is at a premium.
Air blowers are from the devil.
Do you ever hear natural sounds?
Our moments together are few. Treasure them.
Grab hold of life. Take it back from those with plans for you.
Wishing you a happy birthday!
Coating reality with a sugar glaze. Verbal Surgery.
Exploding with desire to do good! Verbal Surgery.
Don't run in full speed ahead stop mode.
Who am I? Focus on that.
Give away love, get back joy.
Jumping up and down yelling and screaming. Average work place.
Push through the "no"s and the known.
Lead the way or watch my back.
Taking a bullet for you since 1958.
Written thoughts are valuable. We can remember them.
Just go ahead and forget about her. She's never coming back. Ladies, go back.
Experiment on yourself. Who knows how great you can get?
Achieving maximum effort.
Grab, Stab & Blab. The aberage life.
Turning up the volume on your joy knob. Verbal Surgery.
It's amazing how you keep raising the bar! Awesome!
Don't just stand there, call it performance art.
If at first you don't succeed, welcome to SOP.
Why deny yourself the thrill of coming back from defeat?
Gingerly run the race set before you. Stay on your track.
Connecting with others is the new gold rush.
My system's bigger than your system. Nannie, nannie, boo boo.
If I really understood everything I wrote, I wouldn't be nearly as smart as I think I am.
Verbal Surgery. Fast lane to your mind.
Don't resist its charms. Verbal Surgery.
The negative space of the positive pie is the part that was eaten and enjoyed.
Knowing exactly what you're going to do is a game we all play.
I'm really not sure if you'll relax in your mind, or in your body first. Take a deep breath and relax. This break brought to you by Verbal Surgery, Inc.
Knowing and not acting is not really knowing. How can you know and not act?
The fastest way to a fortune? Count your blessings.
Intensity is SOP. Verbal Surgery.
Like, who died and made you the boss of the whole universe? You're doing a good job at it!
I don't like people calling me boss. Doesn't "boss" sound like a bad word? Like I'll lose all my hair or something?
Birds of a feather like hanging out with other species.
Safety in variety.
Never knowing exactly how much is not enough. Verbal Surgery.
Made to order cup logos. Verbal Surgery
The edge of the envelope is nowhere to be found.
Exorcise pain, don't exercise it.
Marriage is work in progress.
I'm in the seed planting business. Let others harvest. Verbal Surgery
Tiny seeds of doubt. Huge trees of screw ups.
Never be negative!
"See me. Hear me. Touch me. Be me." Verbal Surgery
I am a thing and a do.
Bare knuckles philosophy. Verbal Surgery.
In that place, just this side of too far. Verbal Surgery.
Saying it doesn't matter is lying. If it didn't matter you wouldn't be talking about it.
Staying focused. In a wildly enthusiastic manner. Verbal Surgery.
The opposite of opposite. The yonder side of the truth. Verbal Surgery.
Write down what you want. Be specific. Make sure you're headed towards what you want. Think straight line, baby.
Two points make a line. Three points make a network.
Going for it, daily! Verbal Surgery.
You are an outstanding example of incredibleness.
Just thinking about how great you are gives me goosebumps.
If you're not laughing, you're not reading the right book.
Being copied is taken for granted.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth. Nor step in it's poop.
The more I look at what I want, the less I realize I want.
Seeing is believing. Yeah, right!
Knowing truth today is easy. Lots of versions.
Put me in the lack of aversions version.
Normally, I feel incredible.
Be the author of your best day ever.
The guard rail next to the cliff. Verbal Surgery.
1000% goodness. Verbal Surgery.
Superior fire power wins over mouth power.
Maximum effort. Repeat.
Pushing yourself towards heights of satisfaction. Verbal Surgery.
Keep knowing. Keep growing. Keep sowing. Keep coming up with sappy mottos.
General antiseptic to the soul. Verbal Surgery.
Practice powerful word play. Wow! Bam!
Think forward. Lean forward. Move forward.
Examine your center of gravity.
And who doesn't love a prat fall?
Genius in his own mine.
Give and get. Stop the cycle, the cycle stops.
Pushing onward and upward at a staggering pace. Verbal Surgery.
Not sure what to do? Move. It's easier to change direction when your moving.
Peace in our time. First, peace in our minds.
Generating general generalities since 1958.
What a great year it's been! Things are really looking up!
Thinking makes it so at the mental level.
Looking for the answer? The question is the answer. It's the searching, not the finding that's important.
Always learning. Always growing. How do you do it?
I'm amazed at your perspicacity!
Clearly, God had a special hand in making you.
It only gets better every day. Verbal Surgery.
Knowing and not saying is.
Thinking is awesome! Doing is awesomer!
Put yourself in your own best graces.
Forgive yourself already.
Pushing yourself towards the edge of possibility. Verbal Surgery.
You knew you could do it all along! Why did you wait?
Like an electric charge to the cardio-vascular system. Verbal Surgery.
Not knowing what to do is not a weakness.
Keep looking at what makes you tick. Get back to your core.
Reading tweets is sweet. Sugar, molasses and gum balls.
Not sure what you're unclear about concerning the clarifications of the misunderstood mistatatements.
Mirror watching. A good judge of vanity. Are they like a magnet to you?
How we do what we do. Why we do what we do. Verbal Surgery.
Charge ahead, plastic in hand!
Sell yourself short and you'll end up without funds.
Use mental floss for brain washing.
Pray for rain. Get floods.
What you see is what you forget.
We all want recognition. I recognize YOU!
The pill for brain pain: Verbal Surgery.
A bigger hammer isn't the answer. A light touch rings the doorbell.
Play the aim game and focus your effort.
Find the exception. Accept changing patterns.
Ride the wave of generosity. Surf on curiosity. People are eager to help.
The Universe is one verse and we are but the chorus.
If Frontal Attack fails, push from the side.
You are a special kind of genius!
You have raised perfection to a whole new level. Verbal Surgery.
Every day a blank screen, filled with mystery.
Fill in your own blank.
Making something of yourself is my job. Verbal Surgery.
When push comes to shove, love!
Damn! You're great!
Pushing yourself in the right direction: Verbal Surgery.
Pretending you know something works half the time.
There's a kernel of truth in every seed of action.
Ginger beer. Ginger root. Ginger bread. Ginger snaps. Get it?
Naughty is moral candy.
The more you understand this tweet, the more you understand yourself.
The power to be pleasant is within our grasp.
If it takes too long to perfect the plan, it's not perfect.
Have you noticed how big the small drinks are?
You are more than bones and meat. You are fire, creativity and heat.
Impenetrable barriers. Windows into our souls.
Be different. Make a difference.
Drink deep from joy. Sip toys.
There are no soaring losers.
Wash your brain with hope. Verbal Surgery.
One way conversations aren't: Try listening.
Waiting for the solution to your problems? The answer is stop waiting.
Looking for errors was their first mistake.
There is always ground to conquer. Moral high ground.
What I fear angers me.
Hesitation is fear's main strategy.
Insults rarely generate results.
Handle yourself with care.
Who's pushing your buttons?
Your are rechargeable, not expendable!
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If at first you don't succeed, reexamine your motives.
Worry is happy cancer.
Push yourself, pull others.
Enhance your marriage with the memory of falling in love.
Prenuptial agreement: love each other till you die.
Fire Worry and put Happy in charge.
Get your act together and put on a play!
I prefer hanging out with YOU!
Numbness is dumbness. Feel great now!
Gems form in volcanoes! Heat and pressure work wonders.
Reject the Never Mind.
Deep breathing: mental vitamins.
Relationships are the new Ground Zero.
A mile of smiles-Verbal Surgery.
Your self-esteem is affected by what you tell yourself. You're great!
Your daily Thrill Pill-Verbal Surgery.
If at first you don't succeed, Change!
The source of life is deep breathing.
Picture yourself in the best possible scenario.
Instigate greatness in yourself!
Be a brother to others. We're all related!
Get on board the Champion Ship.
Rediscover your awesomeness!
The world is a better place because you're here!
Happiness is the default position.
Story Tim-Verbal Surgery Pharmacy.
Fringe is the new mainstream.
Inspect. Detect. Project.
Don't just stand there, direct traffic!
People need you! Never underestimate your value to others.
Live life like a dolphin-on porpoise.
You are God's masterpiece.
I spy with my little eye something beginning with awesome!
Even poop scoopers have value. Who wants to step in poop?
Baby birds don't worry-they just keep chirping.
Welcome to the Generate Generation.
Be a mentor not a meantor.
Treat yourself with kindness and others with care.
Are you a projector or reflector?
Energy comes from others.
Avoid the Rude Chain, or be part of the Food Chain.
Don't age like fine whine.
By Golly, you're good!
If at first you don't succeed, stroke your chin and look wise.
When in doubt, listen!
I'm a chapstick addict.
How do I put this? You're awesome!
Don't run for cover, if cover is the target.
If at first you don't succeed, try duct tape.
Don't just stand there . . . freeze and call it performance art.
The difference between art and crap is someone willing to pay for it.
It may not be broken. It may just need cleaning.
Assault and Pepper Spray. Modern spice of life.
Mister, can you spare some time?
Free is the new cheap.
Rejuvenate your mind with childlike behavior.
If you're going to kick ass, kick half-ass.
Picture yourself in the best possible scenario.
If you made an ass of yourself, does that make you a were-horse?
NEVER be negative!
If at first you don't succeed, stop counting.
When win scenario.
Just in case you forgot. . . you're awesome!
The time for change is at the coke machine.
If at first you don't succeed, perfect the dramatic exit.
It's not what you do with your life that counts. Yes, it is!
Why try to be perfect? Nowhere to go but down!
Not everything needs documentation. I'd better write that down.
I came, I saw, I concurred.
Please, please, please! Don't beg me.
Verbal Surgery: A great value, for free!
When in doubt, disinfect.
I won't stand for that! Where's a chair?
Everyone is naughty.
I hate it when people tell not not jokes.
Short term memory loss in long term parking. Hate that.
It's such a pleasure to please you!
I can remember, I can recall. I can remember, anything and everything. Say it!
Always park in the same place and walk.
The biggest challenge is the first hurdle.
Stop reigning yourself in.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but it's better than a cap in the ass.
The difference between bicycle and tricycle is a year and bruises. Different challenge, same outcome now.
"Push me, pull me. Please me, appease me." Modern slogan.
Remember when you didn't care what people thought?
Take my mind for a spin: Verbal Surgery.
My mood ring is made of gold. Verbal Surgery.
Don't diet and look for stretchy pants at the same time.
What makes you tick? Need fresh batteries? Verbal Surgery at your service.
We need more God and less odd.
Take a deep breath once a day whether you need to or not.
What turns you on, ignites me!
I suntan in the eye of the hurricane.
Double your life, half your food.
Listening to the sound of this tweet in your head makes you feel AWESOME!
You can always walk through the Ignore Door.
What would make you swim faster? A million dollars at the end of the pool, or a shark behind you? Fear isn't always a bad thing.
Squeeze the life out of your day!
Birds chirp, men burp. It's the call of the mild.
Capture attention: smile!
Exercise the muscles in your cheeks: Smile! One, two. One, two.
Keep your eye on the ball, the ball in the court and the crowds in the stands.
Whiners bore me.
Love comes out when you don't chase it.
Want love? Love!
Smile! Endorphins are groovy!
No one competes for the thrill of defeat.
Your reactions cause reactions.
"Doesn't matter" is anti-matter.
Worry is a 2 edged word.
Just because you're sharp, doesn't mean you should cut.
When the cookie crumbles, use a spoon! It's still there!
Rapture of the sleep: TV.
I pledge allegiance to the United States of my Mind.
8 Track Mind: Verbal Surgery.
Take a rise, make a promise.
You can't change a leopard's spots, but you can make him wear a coat.
We are the XXXL Generation.
Harsh words: emotional contusions.
Pillow for your soul: Verbal Surgery.
Engagement Entertainment: Verbal Surgery.
Is radical honest the opposite of conservative lying?
Trying is the Mother of Success.
Pressure from need or pleasure of greed?
The difference between darkness and light is the gleam in your eye!
Eating, Dieting and ‘Rithmatic. Lost one, gained one. . .
Look for your friends in Lost and Found.
Happiness is not ready made, but created one smile at a time.
You'll never make a strike with cotton balls.
Less chillin', more thrillin'!
Spend more time pressuring yourself than pleasuring yourself.
Explosive hope: Verbal Surgery.
Know pain, no gain.
Mute your critical voice.
Sprout today, tree tomorrow.
Fast cars drive fast.
Patience pending.
Set your mouth on bruise control.
More power to the pupil.
I have new extra added ingredients in this tweet.
You may feel lonely, but you're not alone.
The best goals tow you by your desires.
Nothing is meaningless. Everything is connected.
Open yourself to God's conversations!
Genuine interest, genuine friendship.
The key to power is service.
Grow your business one friend at a time.
Want more friends? Be friendly!
Have you completed your education? What could you learn that would make you more effective as a friend?
Endorphins to the rescue! Verbal Surgery.
Drain the pain from your brain—Smile!
Poverty is a state of mind. So is wealth.
Not looking is voluntary blindness. See something new every day!
What do you get from friendship? Everything!
Listening is an active skill.
Irrigate your dreams, interrogate your screams.
What thoughts weigh you down. Drop them. Now.
If at first you don't succeed, examine your motives.
The pleasure you treasure can cause pain on the brain.
Don't start with an exit strategy.
There's always room to bloom!
You can because you're Action Man!
When in doubt, bake cookies!
Sweet tweets made to order. Verbal Surgery.
Don't specialize in unpleasantries.
Eco-rabies: styrofoaming at the mouth.
"Stay out of it!" Slogan for disaster.
Hurt feelings are blasting caps.
"I said it for your own good." Load of crap.
Growing new brain cells every day! Verbal Surgery.
Knowing what to say and not saying it is silent lying.
What's your hook?
Do you have a marketing strategy for yourself?
Can there be too much pleasure? Too much joy?
The power hungry never diet.
Lose weight or diet trying.
Relaxation, it's a matter of life and breath.
Mental mood ring: Verbal Surgery.
Remember to Breathe! Modern battle cry.
Charge the atmosphere around you.
Admiration comes with losing weight in America and gaining weight in Africa.
Positive thinking is mental vitamins.
We live in the explanation nation.
Don't explain what happened, tell me what it means!
I have awesome followers!
Seeds of thought grow into plants of action.
Live longer! Eschew shallow breathing.
You are an example of what's right in the world.
If at first you don't succeed, hire a PR firm and call it market research.
Power is in the I of the beholder.
Ask for nothing, get it.
Private Understanding outranks General Knowledge.
I'm on a fun finding mission.
A plan of action is not a plan in action.
Your mind is energy in a spiritual form.
Never curse in cursive.
Fall awake!
Live on purpose.
Vacuum for scatterbrains. Verbal Surgery.
I enjoy Tai Chihuahua.
Make sure there's an entrance in the fence around your mind.
Pleasure comes from treasuring the moment. Be still and savor!
Why are the signs of the times related to traffic?
Do you play well with others?
Taking turns is a Western thing.
Your body is energy in a material form.
Loving isn't everything, it's the only thing.
Stop playing chess with yourself and decide what to do.
An itch in time saves mind. Verbal Surgery.
Learn from me. I've made a lot of mistakes.
Are tiny things huge irritations to you? The stress should equal the stressor.
Punch you in the face. Ask for grace. Modern Economic Theory.
Enjoyment is not joy.
Joy is a journey connecting moments of peace and love.
Joy is not found in a can of whup ass.
Joy is not a toy.
If at first you don't succeed, Plead!
"Remote controls cause obesity," group of experts.
Explore the chasm of your unconscious.
When people boo do they sound like ghosts?
The only way to the mountain is through the valley.
Outercourse: Verbal Surgery.
Your parents must be SO proud of you!
What makes ginger snap?
Take a deep breath. Exhale slowly. Relax. Verbal Surgery at your service.
If words have power, what do bad words have?
No one wins at sinning.
Negative thoughts negative ideas will have no impact on you.
Better to sow than stow.
The slower you go the closer you are to where you're at.
You are amazing! Full speed ahead!
Life is an experiment and you are a key variable.
Push yourself just a little bit. Now.
Make a habit of sucking in your gut.
Pleasure to hold is pressure to mold.
There's little difference between pleasure and pressure for men.
You have the gift of seeing patterns. Use your gift widely.
You've trained for this all your life. Now go do it!
Knowing what's missing is more important than knowing what's there.
Relax! You can do it!
Dumb ass is better than half ass.
Crying gets rewarded.
Clueless do less.
Strive to please, not appease.
Partial solutions are better than total failure. Do your part!
I'm attracted to distractions.
Web disease: Attention Surplus Disorder.
Peak performance then speak performance: Key to Marketing.
You are a beautiful flower in God's garden!
Smiling is facial reconstruction.
Conditional love isn't.
Pain is nature's way of saying you're mortal.
Divide and concur.
Knowledge is its own reward and penalty.
Politics is men's beauty pageant.
The fear of failure guarantees it.
Still searching for the Pleasure Treasure? It's inside your head.
Give yourself a new look: Smile!
Who wins the Human Race?
Hummingbirds: feathered bullets.
Spend more time seeking solutions than fault.
Modern Marketing: distraction attraction.
Clean water—dream of millions.
Study others, know yourself.
We are the mirror image of those we love.
Keep all your bad memories in a crapbook and flush.
Be creative not sedative.
Lightning: temperature of the sun, width of your little finger.
The thing I most criticize I probably exhibit.
One criticize does not fit all.
You're not extra ordinary, you're extra fantastic!
Content is king.
Legalism generates hypocrisy.
What part do you play in the animal kingdom?
Heavy wait champion, lightweight return.
What you see is what you forget.
We tolerate everyone except the intolerant.
Do you prefer a larger forest with one kind of tree, or a smaller grove with diversity? You are the tree!
What did you learn today? Jambo means hello in Swhaili.
The pressure to grow should equal the need to grow.
Deflate your ego. It's hard to pop a balloon that's not inflated.
Savor the knowledge that you're not always right.
Don't let others set your limits.
I get so tired of watching people not even try. Wake me up.
People assume you're good. Don't give them cause to wonder.
Go outside and look up. That's your limit!
No matter what role you play, sit in the Director's chair.
We are animals: searching for shelter, searching for food, searching for love.
The marketer's dilemma: sudden movement fright, stillness renders invisible.
Credit cards became blame cards.
Outsourcing encouragement: Your Verbal Surgeon.
Natural instincts cannot be tamed, only maimed.
The power to do your best lies in your hands alone.
Repetition is the key to petition.
Sighing isn't a form of trying.
Waiting isn't a strategy, it's a gamble.
Emotion moves, logic proves.
On the edge of limits: Verbal Surgery.
Perceived need is filtered through greed.
Don't flaunt your wants, or hide your needs.
You can be fat and hungry at the same time. Welcome to civilization.
Do you project or reflect?
Be a part of the Extreme Team: Verbal Surgery.
Healing words, appealing acts: Verbal Surgery.
Slice Guys finish fast.
Fear is the mama of drama.
Media: Iron grip, silk glove.
Know what to do. Do it.
The secret of Life: Tense and Relax.
Take a stand, give a hand.
Less steps, more pep.
Love is the guilt killer.
Mother Nature watches us through the eye of the hurricane.
Knowledge is not power. Action is power.
Renew and review your vows to yourself.
Burning desires are like zombies on fire.
Like a sledgehammer wrapped in terrycloth: Verbal Surgery.
When in doubt call attention to yourself.
The voicemail in your head that keep repeating: Verbal Surgery.
What we tend to do we get bent to do.
If at first you don't succeed, put a bandaid on your knee.
Implementation is more important than pigmentation.
Pigeon hole yourself with doves.
Don't scratch the bitch itch.
Recalculate what that bad habit is costing now.
There's a difference between gainful employment and painful deployment.
If you have to burp, at least do it in an amusing manner.
Every animal eventually stops chasing. You're better than that.
Reimburse the Fun Fund.
Break a sweat once a day whether you need to or not.
Take the stage and tell the band to crank it up!
Push yourself to pull others.
We all gotta go sometime! Bathroom is the second door on the left. This Public Service Annoucement provided by your Verbal Surgeon
Every seed has its speed. You can't plant today and eat tomorrow.
Throw no seed. Get no feed.
Your voice. Your choice.
Exercise your right to exercise.
If you're stupid and you know it, you're probably smarter than you think.
If the future looks bleak, look at the peaks.
Government cannot save you from yourself.
Act right or expect plight.
You get what you detect.
The world is a garden of hedonism.
Women smile ten times more than men. Children smile a hundred times more than men. Perhaps it's men making them smile!
Set goals, fill wholes.
Endorphin generation: courtesy of your Verbal Surgeon.
When in doubt, scream and shout. But seriously.
Put on your funglasses! Verbal Surgery!
If you can't beat 'em, lead 'em!
Being critical is like wearing a shirt with a target on the back.
Instant gratification. Total satisfaction. Verbal Surgery.
If he kicks sand in your face, make a sandwich.
Face the fact: You're awesome!
Turn your back on attacks.
Know what you know you know.
Document your successes. Play the gain refrain.
Thoughts are things. Handle with care.
You learned to walk. You learned to talk. Learn to walk the talk.
Wake up and shake up!
Many see life in sigh definition.
The key to the more door lies on the self shelf.
Don't get on the strife boat.
Drain the pain from your brain: Verbal Surgery!
I'm a resident of Alwaysland.
Keep away from crazy ways.
We are wired for desire. Unplug the notion we must have more stuff.
New ideals come from new ideas.
Lack generates attack.
With most people, "change" is a four letter word spelled "pain."
It may have hurt in the past, but try again! Maybe it's ok now.
Please your brain: release the pain.
Don't let the past kick your ass.
When in doubt, take a deep breath. And relax. Now.
Most people are on Otto Pilot and they don't even know Otto.
Make a new friend today! Smile and flash your eyebrows.
You are a part of God's art!
Passion is always in fashion.
Channel the amuse muse: Verbal Surgery.
Do what you can do with what you have. Now.
Glory in your tweetness!
Know when you're going and when you're slowing.
Numbers don't equal success.
Culture determines moderation and excess.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't go around naked.
Know where the bomb is before you light the fuse.
Smiling is medicinal.
Rediscover why we think you're awesome!
A tweet in time rhymes.
Success is a journey not a destination.
Best rulers are schoolers.
When in doubt play the grace card.
The power of destruction is trumped by the flower of instruction.
Invest in your serenity: Verbal Surgery.
If you have to pick yourself up from the floor, pretend you were doing pushups.
In case you forgot, you're awesome!
Long term relationships, slow burning fuses.
Heal the mind, heal the body.
Who's running the PR campaign for you? Because you're incredible!
Wanna get rich? Scratch an itch.
There's a difference between being alive and living.
Good deeds plant seeds.
Meat space is a neat place. Cyber is not a synonym for better.
Time steals all woulds.
Secretly famous: your Verbal Surgeon.
My followers are leaders.
Allow yourself to enjoy what you have.
Goals generate go.
The best diets exercise your right to push away from the table.
Eat as much fruit as you like. God will make more.
If the well dries up, dig. Don't wait for rain.
Message Therapist—Verbal Surgery.
I have Five Star Followers! Thanks!
Define, design, refine.
Beware of snark attacks.
Binocular and microscopes—extend your brain!
What you see is a tiny part of what's there.
Every angle has a different viewpoint.
Rescue yourself by saving others.
Damaged goods are better than perfect bads.
The hungriest fish in the ocean is the selfish.
Stop singing the pain refrain.
No one wants to hear your problems, except for me. Your Verbal Surgeon.
Join the Action Faction.
Eschew excessive moderation!
Refurbish your mind one thought at a time.
Close inspection promotes perfection.
Before adding, try stirring.
Bees don't sting for no reason.
Expect greatness. Detect weakness.
Deception is a two edged word.
Avoid cut backs by cutting forward.
Clarity is the new gold standard.
Grab a hold of life, throw it to the ground and give it a big kiss!
Recharge your life with soular power.
Man created itching. God created scratching.
As you read this tweet, you feel one with the universe.
I'm on a permanent learning curve.
Plant bold, grow gold.
Give respect get inspected.
The less you want, the more you have.
Knock and the door will be opened. Callous knuckles = success.
Extreme effort-extraordinary result.
Inaction is the silent killer.
You get what you expect when you do nothing.
Optimism! It's my bag, man!
It's amazing how great you are! Did you study to get this good?
Verbal surgery: Fortune cookies on nitrous.
What's that cookin'? Oh yeah. It's me! Verbal Surgery to the rescue!
I prefer my life spicy and over easy.
Get what you want. Get what you need. Thanks to Verbal Surgery.
Stay in begin and out of doubt.
Resolve to rejoice! Solve joyfully!
You are the engineer of your limitations. Build tall powers!
Negative actions have negative consequences. Duh! So be nice!
Self change never comes from an exterior source.
Success comes from scratching itches.
Creativity is a gift not a skill.
We're standing on rocks floating in magma. How cool is that?
Take a friend a long for the glide.
RT= Twitter Glitter.
The key to attraction is similarity.
You don't spell "life," "strife."
Life is a glorious unveiling of the future.
Be result not insult oriented.
Count your many blessings count them one by one.
What fun we'll have together in Twitterville!
Take a deep breath. Hold it. Release and smile. Feel better?
The desire to better yourself is the first step to success.
Learning comes in small increments like writing slowly in concrete.
Effortless rarely is.
Nectar attracts hornets and hummingbirds.
Screaming babies are not my bag, man.
Recharge, take charge, charge!
Momentum is a powerful force. So is inertia.
Carbon based life form. Sound familiar?
Resist the desire to resist.
A diamond in the rough looks like a rock. We treat rocks differently from diamonds.
The god of want is never satisfied.
Avoid the annoyed. Spread smiles instead.
Here's a goal: know your role.
Key to success is respondability.
Seek your limits by pushing them.
Review the words you say to yourself before you say them.
The most powerful muscle you have is your tongue.
Know reaction without action.
Birds chase birds and cats chase birds. Which are you?
Review your choices, not your decisions.
I'm your verbal cool breeze in Twitterland.
Know what you want, know what you'll get.
I'm the boss of me. You the boss of you?
Hills produce thrills.
One follower and you're a leader.
Be in charge of HR.
Witty words for fabulous followers. On the hour 5pm to 12am daily. Your Verbal Surgeon.
"Get your fix and get fixed!" Your Verbal Surgeon.
Witty one liner land.
Be the hero in your life story.
How rare is the sound of silence.
I'm a fun slinger! Yee-Haw!
If you live by remote control, push play!
Life bends, dead breaks.
On purpose, on accident. Same result. Be alert for happy accidents.
Not knowing what you want assures you'll get it.
Caution! Assumption eruptions ahead!
If the leader retreats, the followers lead.
Worry is emotional erosion.
Some people are destined for lateness.
Your destiny's sealed by your destinations.
Need a reason to live? Give!
Spread the pleasure of seeking the treasure buried in your heart.
iCandy. iNterested? Brand's got a hold on you.
Memory is not concrete. We air brush the past. What a gift!
Great desire grows tired. The prize from the past never lasts.
Beware the "Got to have it" habit.
What once obsessed our mind, now we can't even find.
Investigate what makes you great.
Hard to ignore the desire for more. Ingest the desire for less.
You can change your memories. Over write bad data with good.
Bees mean sting and honey. Always two sides.
Blow a candle, blow a fire. Two different results. Action's a timing thing.
Being stupid makes some people happy.
You don't notice your little toe on your left foot until something happens to it. Same with people. Tell them you love them.
Interest in others is the cure for loneliness.
Learn, coach. Each one teach one.
What you want is what you get. If you control your wants.
If at first you don't succeed-try being friendly.
First you're hot. Then you're not. You decide win.
Are you getting better, or expecting less from yourself?
It's not hard to succeed. It's hard to start.
Law makers make law breakers.
Desire is a powerful thing with a hurtful sting.
Realize you're the prize.
I hold them in low regard and high steam.
Fear of rejection is worse than rejection.
Put your fears behind you and sit on them.
Never overestimate the attention span of the public.
Seems like we care more about the environment than starving Africans.
All truth is not relative.
A little piece of pie is pleasant to the eye.
Dig into your mind and see what makes you tick.
Don't get no better than this!
Promote faith in the economy! Sales are up!
No greater desire than the urge to emerge.
Randomly twisting grammatic reality. Your Verbal Surgeon.
Knowing where to look is the hard part. Look no further than your Verbal Surgeon.
Are you in the book of life? What's your chapter like.
Additions can mean reductions.
The smallest ripple affects all.
Wield power gingerly.
People look up to you! Lead them to the promised land.
Charge your batteries! Take a nap.
Raise the bar. Lower the risk.
If at first you don't succeed, who does?
Put yourself in their shoes, but change socks.
Tired of being tired. Nap!
Refinance your guilt. Get a lower interest rate.
Prove to yourself how great you are!
Keep your eye on the ball. Unless you're playing badminton.
Love makes the world go round but fiber keeps us going.
Replace yourself with a better version. Just a little. Every day.
Need generates speed.
"Don't mistake worms for caterpillars." American African proverb.
I like to kill mosquitoes. Does that make me bad"?
Your Verbal Thrillologist and Humble Savant.
Out of the vortex, into the jet stream!
Clothes make the man. Thoughts make them stand.
A riddle's only fun if you know there's an answer. Same in life.
Throw out the maybe with the bath water.
"Don't be ridiculous!" Seriously.
Never mind what happened. What are you going to do about it?
Discover your lever for boosting achievement!
Recommending peace and love since 1958. Your Verbal Surgeon.
Your response is always your choice.
"Don't tease me. Tell me you love me," You Know Who.
Every day is a mystery.
Change your berate data.
Regional thinking. Global stinking.
Desire is the engine of production.
Why is more important than how.
You choose your own definition.
Don't fall off the know ledge.
Nothing is random.
Push off and glide!
Indoctrinate yourself! Your Verbal Surgeon here to help.
Always lighting then thunder.
Verbal Surgery: King of the microniche.
I'm in the instillation business.
The blame game has no winner.
Kindness kills guilt!
Sole control = speedy feet.
You can't run with a grudge crutch.
Rewind kindness and hit play.
Randomly inspect your work. With your different eyes.
A new sentence is a new chance.
Don't excuse yourself from acting like a big boy.
"I aim, so you don't have to," Your Verbal Surgeon.
Zero gravity is the solution for weight loss.
It's not that you don't know what you're doing, that's certain.
Need a lift? Give a gift!
Do we still feel the call of the wild?
The call of the mild.
Science says humans are animals. Is that true?
Real seems more surreal each day.
Let eternity take care of revenge.
Ought thoughts.
If the enemy looks like everybody, you got a problem.
Reading your tweet made me feel fantastic.
Stand up and get targeted.
Ignorance is its own reward.
Verbal Surgery: Fortune Cookies on steroids.
Who's the boss? What's the cost?
Our relationship means everything to me.
Verbal Surgery performed on high attention lines.
TH oughts.
Morally superior, ethically hamstrung.
Cause and select.
Nurture yourself with the thought that you are great!
We need more belief seeds.
Don't offend your mother.
The world is more mystery than logic.
Outside is a world where inside doesn't matter.
Why do I feel guilty when I gain weight? I'm carrying my money around with me!
What is the color of anger? What is the color of joy? Do they mix?
James Bond. Always cool. Never worried. Engage Bond Mode.
Don't go all GUI on me.
Every good store has a hero and a villain. Which part do you play? Both?
Flesh and bones! Plus!
Slowly things mingle together then separate.
You do not accept the role of leader; you acknowledge it.
I'm into dynomomentum.
It's fun to make sounds with your mouth!
Don't just stand there! Tap your foot and look petulant.
She's gone. Get over it.
Think for two minutes a day whether you need to or not.
"Witty diction and cunning linguistics." Your Verbal Surgeon.
Even outside has an inside.
Refurbish your mind with new thoughts! Courtesy of your Verbal Surgeon.
Don't panic! Ok, go ahead.
Restore more!
Never trust rust. It's shiny underneath.
Explore what scares you under bright light.
Insatiable! Our desire for more.
Don't make excuses, build bridges.
Leadership is not a vote.
Dare to do. Rare to be.
He who hesitates is normal.
Don't discover what's best left covered.
Drop a think bomb.
Pursue happiness like a lost lover.
Refuse to refuse!
Good or bad. Which are you? Deep!
It's not what you think that matters. It's what you do about what you think.
I thrive on jive. Lay it on me, baby!
They have a dream, that someone will say they are good.
Religion is not relationship. Religious is litigious.
Fake love doesn't exist.
Resolve to try something new today.
No new is a no know.
Here's a hint-life's no sprint.
You don't need a bigger trigger, just the will to pull.
You hold the key to fear's chains.
Generosity is modern man's measure of success. Should be.
God's gift to us is the present.
Treat your family with at least the respect you'd show a total stranger.
Treat everyone like your friend and you'll win in the end.
Talking is a not a form of doing.
Love lasts by positive perspective.
Don't write a wrong.
The mass of men live lives of quiet perspiration.
The best things in life are free but not easy.
Effort without direction = busy without production.
Import like, export love.
Don't get stung by the maybe. Commit!
Good is evil when best is required.
Winners never whine. Whiners never win.
Reading and sleeping = brain growth.
Three Stooges: Should, Could, & Woulda.
Thinking is fun! Ask yourself how.
Reality does not equal meality.
Keen observation is brain entertainment.
I'd rather be special than the special!
With witty things I'll entertain your brain.
Brains are made to be played.
I love my brain, it's a wondrous thinking thing.
Bursts of creative energy and production are SOP for me.
Set aside time to think new thoughts.
What ability do you have that you need to refine?
Haircuts are facial editing.
Rejoice in your foibles.
Wisdom is served at the fable table.
No one needs clues to lose.
Negative thoughts lead to negative weighs.
Is the data stream a living thing?
Remind yourself who's in charge here-YOU!
We are capable of massive change.
Clowns are the new maestros.
Less refuse. More enthuse.
Wow! You're incredible!
Ask yourself, "What's good about what happened?"
The present is a gift.
Griping doesn't make it right.
Close observation is the key to your problem.
Don't worry about defense or offense but fence removal.
In 100 years what will you own?
"There's never enough stuff." Consumer mantra.
Do you live in the EFfort or the COMfort?
Refresh your brain! Verbal Surgery here to help.
Information super sigh way.
Injury makes you focus. Good health doesn't attract attention.
You are a first class, gold medal winner! Go get 'em!
Who holds the key to the door of your heart? Did you make a copy?
Expectation drives perspective.
Edit your memories with a fresh perspective.
We believe the lies we tell ourselves like, "It doesn't really matter."
Fool speed ahead.
Knowledge without action is ignorance.
Learning physically changes your brain.
The potential for good is always present.
Lost your way? Pray!
You can't change the past. You can change. Now.
Politicians generate volume not density.
The smell of meat grilling is caveman thrilling.
Better to sign twice than resign.
Engage your mind, reverse aging.
TV is trance state.
Bold blooded thriller: Verbal Surgery.
Will is skill fuel.
Just keep talking. Eventually they'll listen. What were you saying?
Mediocrity is its own punishment.
Skill is time commitment. Will is a gift.
Thought control is Job #1.
It doesn't matter what they say that affects you, it's what you believe about what they say.
Exploit your strengths. Don't sit on your assets.
Identical twins aren't.
Less spin, more win.
Love is a journey not a destination.
Biology emits mind. Mind limits biology.
Reading what I say is pure fun!
How many generations did it take to make you this great?
You don't need a chair to walk or skill to talk.
What you do is more important than what you say about what you do.
Remember to forget.
Exclamation points don't make it true!
Do I need a doctor to tell me I'm happy?
Are you a racer or an eraser?
Do you understand, or stand under?
The best leaders still need followers. It's a two way street!
If work drives you crazy, try changing aims.
One man's hot is another man's cold.
Rewire your brain: learn!
Emotion puts our brain in motion. Memory feels good!
Before you do, think it all the way through.
Birds sing whether they're happy or not. It's what they do!
Some partners are better apartners.
Friendship is a life boat, not a battleship.
Give the gift of forgiveness!
Seek to mend, healing begins!
Pride is the original sin.
Servanthood is the fast track to leadership.
Are you in won't mode or want mode?
The need for meetings is directly proportional to the need of leaders.
Do we need more leaders or more ladders?
Most meetings are part of the problem, not part of the solution.
Do we need step stools or help tools?
Work is a four letter word for some people and a ladder for others.
If all else fails, think!
Life is not a test, it's an experiment!
TV: the source of wisdumb.
Wisdom starts with self knowledge. Ask yourself, "Why didn't I do that?"
Dream big, start small. Dream small, don't start at all!
You can't eat a golden apple.
There's only one bull's eye on a target, but there are many targets!
Laugh! You'll get a fun tan!
Set your mind for auto instruct. Eat knowledge for breakfast!
Expose yourself to greatness!
Try the attract tact!
Hesitation is not a cure for failure.
Life matters. Try harder!
Fear of failure guarantees both.
Praise is the cure for hear aches.
Smile at a stranger! It's a drive by rooting.
Bad attitude is a hate crime against yourself.
If your face says "Do not disturb," doesn't matter if your mouth says, "Welcome."
Time flies. Period.
What would it take to re-invent yourself
Your reaction to failure determines your long term success
It's simple! Give love: get love
Brother, can you spare some time?
Too much choice leads to analysis paralysis.
More creating, less hating.
Keep looking, keep finding.
We all have Time Flu. It's fatal. What will you do with the time given to you?
If you could see the future would you change your actions
Time: the ultimate old standard
Energy crisis? Take a nap!
You don't need to knock on an open door. Resist invitation hesitation.
Sugar tastes sweet, but we crave praise.
Exercise is the fountain of youth
The stairway to heaven is not an escalator.
Ego makes me go. It can also make you go---away
Action is different than a plan of action.
Are you a hurdle or a girdle?
Are you the pain in someone's neck?
Don't join the Y ME generation
Positive attitude causes global heart warming.
Are you known for flowers or thorns
Feel sad? Do a good deed. Gratitude is a powerful med.
Men, want to be more attractive? Listen!
Less whining, more winning.
If people keep backing up, try a breath mint
Passion sells. Bad attitude repels.
Dead branches break off by themselves
In English we say, "Clear as mud." In French they say, "Clear as the juice from your socks"
More explore, less ignore
Reach for the stars, not the scars.
Have a close encounter of the kind kind.
Less Rage, more Encourage
Stretchy pants are not a strategy for weight loss.
Expand your mind. Look forward and behind.
"You don't lure lions with bird seed." African American proverb.
I am responsible. What a concept.
Inner views are more important than interviews. Ask yourself why!
You can hide your pride, but it's still inside.
Tension binds attention. Relax and act.
Many "closed" doors are unlocked---just knock.
Inner peace comes from piecing together inner views.
You see what you expect to see. Hidden things are in plain sight.
Look at yourself in the mirror and say, "Today's a great day."
2 Keys to Health: Breathe deep and Sleep.
Find the time to wind your mind: read.
Too much choice muffles your voice. Focus on two: Best and that'll do.
Are you known for flowers or thorns?
Feel sad? Do a good deed. Gratitude is a powerful med.
Want bees? Plant flowers. Want me? Save me hours.
Their bark may be worse than their bite, but I'm so tired of their barking I wish they'd bite me.
Most people live under clock and key.
Planning without action, is planning to fail.
We live in an explanation nation--but it doesn't make dollars and sense.
If the explanation needs an explanation, you're probably a politician.
Motivate with passion, not cash.
Starting is hard. Hardly starting is a great strategy! One push up. One flight of stairs Brush the rust off your trust
When you get to the top of the tree, are you delighted with the view or scared you might fall? Your answer shows whether you climb at all.
Had a near life experience lately?
Visualize your potential.
Heal scars. Forgive!
Don't play hooky from the school of life.
The ocean of trouble is deep. Float
No matter how bad it gets, if you smile, you'll feel better.
Hockey pucks get slapped around. They also score goals!
timacummins--verbal surgeon
"It's never too late to wait." Some dead guy
Spice of life does not come in mild.
See the future with your children's eyes.
Kindness is it's own reward
What you know is what you get.
Learning is more important than earning.
Engineer success. Learn something every day.
Live like your life depends on it!
Listen. People will assume you're smarter than you are.
If you act like a bitch, you are a bitch.
Chop would. Plant deeds.
The richest jewels are found in the mind mine.
Hesitant is the president of the isle of I'll.
Say "Thank You." Get more.
What luxuries have we turned into necessities?
Joy doesn't come from lack of pain, but act of gain.
Try a different route, flavor or seat today.
If you play the blame game, you imprison yourself in the fault vault.
Bad attitude is mental illness.
Failure and Quitting are roommates.
Act like your life means something!
Do you measure success with a ruler or a milepost?
If you know what to do, DO it!
Help others and you help US!
Uniformity is the creative mind's jail cell.
The first step is to decide the first step!
Get back to basics: Peace & Love!
ACT happy. BE happy.
What filters are we looking through? Pride? Guilt? Envy?
Do you know when you win?
Can you look at your own I?
Create your fate--hate to wait!
Social media IS the message.
Promote hope. The solution for our economy.
The most powerful force of nature is love. Be forceful this morning!
Joy never goes out of style.
Use technology for effectology.
Pleasure is a treasure that is lost without cost.
Time is a means to an end.
If you had a year to live, would you want more time or more stuff? More time for what?
Desire is a fire. It can warm or burn.
"If you can't take the first step, at least stand up!"American-African proverb
Desire lubricates achievement.
Attitude is a force of nurture.
Where do I itch? Immediate questions generate quality solutions.
April 15--Pirate Day USA.
Knowing what you don't know isn't a no know.
I knew new when old sold.
Thin is the new win. "Stay hungry" -- marketing mantra.
Prayer heals worry.
What stage are you in, seed, leaf or flower?
Things change. Develop your agility ability.
Worry is a weigh of life.
The game of life plays for keeps!
The road to Success has miles of smiles!
I win when WE win!
Study shows we need new experts.
Effort is the battery. Passion is the gas!
Effort sells. Passion excels!
It's not how hard you try, it's that you try at all.
The fastest way to success is through the heart.
"Microwaves do not make the porridge taste better." American-African proverb
"The lion does not hunt grasshoppers." American-African proverb
"A bird in the hand, won't fill you up." American-African proverb
"You cannot feel the sand by watching a documentary about the beach." American-African proverb
Success is measured by action not verbage.
"Change your mind less often than you change your shirt." American-African proverb
Study shows remote controls lead to obesity.
A "to be" list is more important than a "to do" list.
"You cannot chop wood with logic." American-African proverb
"The pen may be mightier than the sword, but a sword killed my uncle." American-African proverb
"One man's joke is another man's punch lion." American-African proverb
"Clapping is better than slapping." American-African proverb
"Monkey see, monkey do. Man see, man change channel." American-African proverb
"A zebra can't change its stripes, but it can change it's ISP." American-African proverb
"Chai is the ultimate Operating System." American-African proverb
"WiFi works best from a hammock." American-African proverb
"Technology tastes best with butter on top!" American-African proverb.
America's newest form of transportation: the cell boat.
Are you a lighthouse or an outhouse?
Success isn't a goal, it's an attitude!
Most people mistake Iron Will for Iron Won't.
There's no Good without Go and God!
See, don't just look!
Most people have two speeds: Stop and slow.